Friday, 22 March 2019

A bimble along the Phoenix Trail

Bumbling through red kite country again just off the M40 drag-strip to London, probably the dullest road in the land, I extricate myself and land in Thame.  I had been reading about disused railways and in my post hibernation bid to regain a modicum of fitness I was drawn to the flat straight paths which I could whizz my wizened limbs along.
Thame is a good stop off when heading South for a breakfast butty and a bimble round the bookshops. You know you have hit the home counties when you price up the charity offerings. £3 a book but they have some good titles in good nick and I picked up some nature writing which tend toward the confessional and morose but often enlighten.  I also found my favourite 501 jeans here which are now being patched so they can live again.  This time I ended up with more books about cycling in the Chilterns as a means of procrastinating about actually cycling in the hilly Chilterns and packed my panniers full of Scotch Eggs.  I snacked amongst the pollarded oaks looking for the ghosts of Laurence Olivier and Vivien Leigh in the stunning churchyard and rolled around the timbered houses on the side streets, a lazy warm up as the sun broke through and took the edge off the wind, and I don't mean the eggs. 



Further procrastination in a small museum brought some insight into the history of the town with its usual civil war struggle between factions leading to misery and ruin for feuding nobs.  I found these local crafty artworks which have inspired me to copy them wholesale at a later date and pass them off as my own ingenuity.








I could wait no longer and having risen at the crack of dawn to beat the traffic I realised I was wasting the day. Atrophying muscles sparked to life as I hit the trail out of quaint Thame. I love a straight track riding through history. This was part of the Wycombe railway and an extension built in 1862 took the line to Thame and eventually through to Oxford, enabling a languid route from Paddington to Oxford purpose made for bimblers looking for the slow train.  It later became a key part of the route to Birmingham but lost out to roads and a faster route via Princes Risborough after World War Two. It managed to survive until a few months before Beeching when they knew the game was up with annual losses of £35,000.  In 1991 Sustrans re-surfaced the track and commissioned furniture students to make 30 sculptures to mark the route.  





He gets a nice view of the Chiltern Hills. He does have a pole stuck up his arras though. 


Not sure about Eeyore though. He smelled a bit after playing with Pooh!




There is still steam to be seen on the route as the Chinnor and Princes Risborough railway runs across the trail as you leave Princes Risborough behind. Heritage trains run during summer months along one of the quaintest lines in England from the meticulously restored Chinnor station. A testament to the industry of retired middle England in the lee of the Chiltern ridge.  Everything manicured and kempt. Wot ho, Toot toot!

www.chinnorrailway.co.uk



The sculptures livened up the trail in the bleakness of Winter as I passed barren fields with an occasional Kite for company.  

It is a popular route and well used by runners and families with the odd windswept stockbroker puffing away looking for a personal Strava best. I don't think I was winning any awards but it got the wind back in my sails.



The scarp of the Chilterns was a constant companion looming ominously beyond my flat bed. I resolved to conquer the ridge another time and bent my wend back to Thame. It turned out to be just enough as the headwinds kicked in and a pint in the Spread Eagle beckoned, former roost of Evelyn Waugh and, like most places round here, site of a Midsomer Murder. I unsaddled with grace to cogitate upon writing my misery lit memoirs and planning some bad pebble based art.  

Thursday, 14 February 2019

A Bimble with Rosie

 Painswick must have loomed large in Laurie Lee's childhood as the bigger village in the next valley that might as well have been a world away from his secluded Slad. In 'Cider with Rosie' Lee evokes an idyllic childhood spent in an isolated Cotswold valley that has charmed generations of readers.  The imposing church and the 99 Yew trees in the kempt graveyard provide a sense of order and status to the village, lording it over lesser hamlets and stating that Painswick's valley is a cut above.

 The streets are lined with rather imposing three storey townhouses which provide a sense that this place housed a wealthier bunch than the raggedy valleys beyond.  Neatly clipped yews strike a sense of order in a topiarised world and provide a view for my lodging that is pure middle England. They provide inspiration for an American artist who diligently commits to a painting pilgrimage each year

It is easy to see why coach loads of tourists browse these narrow streets in summer as England's chocolate box heritage becomes ever more popular as the pound sinks.  It is stunning in its honey coloured Cotswold charm, aloof and unknowable yet accessible and easy to peer into the empty second homes resplendent in their fading glory.

It is the whispers of secret histories that beguile the visitor with names like Friday Street and houses with tales visible in their facades. There is a sense that this was a respectable village governed well with a sense of mercantile propriety fed by the wealth of the trade in wool.  This was where the barons slept soundly above the hidden Cotswold coombes beyond.


I am here in search of 'Cider with Rosie' though and the hills beckon as I dip down into rural isolation.  This tractor reminds me of the William Carlos Williams poem;

so much depends
upon a red tractor
glazed with rainwater
beside the white chickens

...until I remembered its was red wheelbarrow.  Same difference, 'no ideas but in things' and when the skull cinema gets going with an oxygenated ramble the connections flow.

I started to revel in the idea that this was where Laurie Lee and his mates would have explored and played in their gilded youth so evocatively portrayed in his memoir. The path that leads to the next valley runs a zigzag through birch woods, ailing January limbs still in hibernation burn as I climb.

Up and over is a theme in the parts as one valley cedes into another.  As I descend into Slad it becomes clear how isolated these coombes would have been when Laurie was three just after the First World War when he was set down from the carriers cart and his memories began and 'our horizon of woods was the limit of our world.' His vivid recollection of a village that was their world leads one to remember a sense of rural bliss about the tale although the actuality of agricultural poverty is much clearer upon a second reading.  It reminded me of Hudson's Wiltshire as Lee casually remarks, ' my mother was born to quite ordinary poverty,' and then more annoyingly in a Smooth radio contemporary vibe to Paul Young's cover of 'living in the love of the common people' as memories of the familial love in the book shone through my ramble.

A young boy's love for his family is the lasting impression of this timeless evocation of a bygone age as Lee brings the village and valley of Slad to immemorial life. His sisters picking him up as an infant lost in the grass is a vivid image, their mouths smeared with red currants and their hands dripping with juice.  'Come down 'ome and we'll stuff you with currants'.  It is a blissful existence in part, edged with the tragedy of mortality and patient suffering in a place embalmed from the vicissitudes of a changing world.  His world is his mother and his sisters in a world where the men seem traumatised by war or figures of another world of adventure beyond the valley walls.  It was, as ever, the women who kept things together.  Lee himself just walked out one midsummer morning as men increasingly deserted their homes to find themselves and get lost in wars and making their fortune.  He wrote a better book out of his adventures but it is Rosie that holds our imagination.

Bringing jugs of flowers into the cottage to brighten a humble home, his mother's fragility and boundless love feeds the family, binding them together in her selflessness. 'She was a country girl; disordered, hysterical, loving. She was mischievous as a chimney jackdaw,' struggling to keep them clothed and fed living by 'the easy laws of the hedgerow'.  The father gets short shrift as he abandons the family although it is his death that finally breaks his mothers spirit after 30 years of hoping he will return from a suburban London life of automation, dying whilst cranking his new car.  In the pub I heard that he ran the Co-op in Stroud but I like to avoid reality spoiling a good narrative. He was a bounder and a cad.
 His mother is the heroine believing like Gatsby's Daisy Fay that the rock of the world was founded securely on a fairy's wing. Not contemplating tomorrow but dealing with the demands of the day.
 Lee's descriptive language captivates readers of all ages and is so memorable that the walk reminds one of small instances like the split stone tiles that decorate at the rooves. I read a passage to my Year 7 students and their tongues started lolling and the thousand yard stares suggested reveries of their own.  A couple of pages is a all that is required to begin tales of childhood that would horrify their parents.  I hope I add a few metaphorical flourishes to their writing but it is Laurie that inspires.
 Soon enough I stumbled upon the very house, the epicentre of the tale. It was such a surprise after years of creating a vision in my mind.  This was what I had come for, realisation of the vision so vividly portrayed. I wasn't sure whether to be disappointed or in wonder, I thought it a rather grand residence compared to the book but perhaps our perceptions of wealth and grandeur have shifted. It was up for sale at half a million pounds! Rather more than the peppercorn rent his mother struggled to find.  Snowdrops adorned the approach to an idyllic spot nestled in the valley.  An artists studio extended to the rear.    

 My visions of bleak winters where, ' young children dropped dead like chickens,' and 'wet winter days at times unending which quite often led to self slaughter' were tempered by the idyll before me and a pint of ale in the Woolpack.  As I read Lee's words, ' if you survived melancholia and rotting lungs it was possible to live long in this valley', I thought if I finish this pint before Poppy and Josh have a melt down I will survive this valley. I'm being flippant though and historical perspective is not aided by the fog of the snug.  I left my crisps and took the air, wanting to feel the essence of Lee and the sense of place he describes so vividly.  The schoolhouse is still extant, in gentrified form, although why anyone would want to live in a building stared into in summer months is a question Lee will have to answer for.  His grave demands star billing in the picturesque church and a leaded window attests to his legacy.








Somehow the proximity of other tourists shook my sense of being the explorer, the pathfinder. This book was so special and such a long held passion that I didn't want to share it and suddenly felt protective of my memories. Silly really how the mind works.  I felt the need to stride out, up the valley, to leave the modern world despoiling the authenticity of my experience. I was jarred into thinking how personal a thing a book is. How these thoughts and visions of a place really hit home and live for the reader.  This was my book. How ridiculous! I walked the streets looking for the 'old sodger' who had deserted the war to live rough in the valleys, sniffed the air for Jones' terrorist goat and waited to be whacked by Cabbage Stump Charlie.  There are still a few characters in the bar at The Woolpack and in my wickedness I though they were tolerated for added authenticity. I must have had a bad pickled onion.

As my choler returned I reflected on Lee's characters and how they resembled a sense of community with he espouses. A community that policed itself and tolerated difference in a time worn fashion. Albert the devil, a deaf, mute beggar;  Percy from Painswick, ' a clown and ragged dandy' who the young girls followed through the streets until 'he died of his brain soon after.'
 As I pushed on up the valley my limbs told me what a tough existence this must have been. I was heading for Bull's Cross, a windswept netherland for Lee where myths abounded to terrify the children. Tales of Hangman's House in Deadscombe's Bottom must have kept order and limited the straying youths. I gave in when I saw my alter ego power past, I was more Wysis way by this point so I cut back to Painswick after a short consultation with a long face.

 On my way back I wondered why Lee had recounted such a vivid tale some years after the event. Maybe his childhood illness, where his family had felt his number was up on several occasions led to a sensitivity to his surroundings, the images he conjures made so redolent in the time spent in bed tucked up like RL Stevenson. Maybe illness in youth leads to a speculative imagination or perhaps the motherly affirmation of his sisters and mother led to a need to thank his matriarchal support network in later life. Whatever his motivation what a wonderful and honest account he provides, it could be entitled 'o lucky man!'.  I want Bovril and hens' eggs for tea.
And that is before we even get to Rosie! My least favourite parts of the book, but perhaps the most infamous. These tales of coming of age seem to have caught the imagination but the book tails off for me as transgressors being dealt with by their own community and boys' sordid adventures in the woods lend a tone that is unedifying and leaves a sour taste that any editor today would have had a stern word about.  Innocent, natural exploration about rumbles in haycocks, 'she was yellow and dusty with buttercups'. I suppose it has its charm but it is the sheer power of his descriptive prose that transports one to another world that time forgot that brings endless joy in a memoir that brings a happy glow wherever you dip into it. I have often picked this in a library just to spend a minute with Laurie Lee and who am I to challenge the authenticity of a timeless classic.  

Thursday, 24 January 2019

A Bimble round Stroud

Heading south from the big city I like to stop off in Stroud. Things are a bit different down here as we begin to encounter the bohemia of Bristol and the West Country. The People's Republic of Stroud is blazoned on t-shirts and promoted in shops which boast fair-trade goods and eco credentials.  Alternative lifestyles are propounded and fiercely defended. Quite rightly this energy and sense of community may be the only saviour of the high streets and without it Stroud would be laid bare.  Its easy to condescend and feel that the last bastions of community centre are fighting a lot battle against the triple headed gorgon of austerity, supermarket supremacists and public apathy.   Which is why Stroud lifts the spirits with its farmers market and eagerness to fight the power and injustices of town planning.  It is bang on trend for the vegan wave with charcoal infused bean pasties, kooky shops in the shambles, small enterprise with good intentions and even an organic hairdresser?! Long live the republic !






I'm also drawn by the best falafel in the West.  Salivating down the M5 my first stop is always Mama Falafel or if this is too crowded a faster version on the market.  This is fast food that delivers taste and sates the soul.  The stall is a marvel of simplicity that inspires dreams of falafel futures.




 One hot plate warms the moist flatbread almost nan like in consistency then a choice of four Ottolengiesque sauces from sweet mango to a hummus without tahini; apparently many customers aren't fond of the strong taste and prefer to have the choice of adding it as a sauce.  I think I now agree and my impossible home made hummus adventures continue.   Heaps of nutty, fruity salad and a variety of falafel carefully souped and defined by their origin.  These are not the dry tasteless supermarket falafel but a revelation. I am waxing lyrical but thesis the food of the gods or Jesus at least. Like the mighty burrito, when the balance is right then the magic happens.  Locals know their Mama and the shop is always packed. You get to add sweet pickles and everyone shouts upstairs when your order is ready establishing a bonhomie amongst the hungry hordes.  Its the crack of Stroud and I went back for a second hit before I left town.


The wild west feel was heightened on by a convention of some outlaw troupes of Morris dancers.  I heard talk amongst the vegans of racist bands of mummers on the loose around town. It was the talk of Mama Falafel as debate ranged about the ethics of blacking up.  Unanimously the falafelists were enraged in a very English way, even threatening confrontation or a strong word.  The younger crowd were just bemused that such a thing actually existed in 2019. I almost coughed up a jalapeƱo as a vision from England's glorious country traditions strode through Stroud.  The oft misunderstood white man covered in boot polish to look like a black man. Oh I was definitely in another county now!

All I can say is its is a long tradition going back hundreds of years and is a performance art based on disguise. This  Janus gathering was themed around the folk tradition of wassailing encouraging the orchards through the depths of winter through song and folk prayer.  That was my take on the face off between gangs of dancers ranging from new age steam punk morris men to more traditional rural takes on the Morris theme in petticoats and lederhosen..  They came from all over the country and their devotion to this hobby was touching.  Accordions, fiddles, whistles and drums beat the tune as sticks clacked and bells jostled.  Real joy and pride was evident in continuing the English folk tradition of morris dancing and the more I watched the greater my appreciation grew. I was still unsure about the blacked up motley bunch and gave them a wide berth but the scene lifted my mood and I spent a happy hour entertained and inspired by mummers and wassailers as I bumbled.




One element of disguise or mummery was the figure of cattle or sheep as Lord of the Dance.  This sheepy fellow stood proud on Stroud high street celebrating the heritage of this once woolly part of England.   The Cotswolds made wool merchants rich across these mid shires as their wares headed straight to the docks of Gloucester and Bristol. I was off to Painswick to marvel at the honey hues of the merchant houses high up in the valley beyond Stroud.

Tuesday, 4 December 2018

A bimble round Arne

Arne spoke of that special kind of wilderness that Britain provides. Isolated enough to feel that you are alone on an island only inhabited by ancient woodland creatures and aviary types but within a cycle ride of a major conurbation.  Swanage, Poole and Bournemouth are all a 60 second bird flight away, with the luxury residences of Sandbanks on the opposite shore where a Redknapp or two roosts. I thought this was the perfect base for a bimble of incredible opportunity; East, South, West or North there were adventures to be had on two wheels.  To the South the Purbeck Hills provide a cloud barrier which allows Poole Harbour to repeatedly feature in the 'hours of most sunshine' spot on the evening news.  This was always a juicy bone to a Brummie dog looking for an escape route to the Sun.



As a bimbler I like to think I'm Paul Simon getting all the news I need from the weather report.  Repeated warnings of bad weather had driven many campers home by this point of the summer and the dark clouds over the Purbeck's hinted at misery beyond. I found a campsite within walking distance of Wareham but not too close to be rowdy and upon arrival of the Red Baron most campers left toot suite, chuntering about apocalyptic storms arriving.   I was happy to stay in the lee of the hills and explore the rich treasures of bird heaven on the lowland heaths around Arne, one of the RSPB's flagship sites and home of good weather.

With some glee I pulled my trusty steed, Claud Butler Dalesman, out of Rosie's bosom and headed off into the wilds.  Flat was good and speed felt right as I ate up the few miles on deserted roads through the heath to the point where Arne sits overlooking marshes and Poole Harbour.  The heather was out and the familiar ambrosial scent hang heavy in the warm summer dusk.  I was alone, exploring, happy as a young Baden Powell stranded on his beloved Brownsea Island, which was visible from the vantage point as the road petered out.  Dinghies from Poole raced in the bay and hidden beaches and islands called out for Scouts to explore and set up hidden camps of pirates.



I was here for the birds though ! I had been told of a lazy Osprey that hung out at one of the hides and a mythical white deer that roamed the salt flats. Looking for luck I combed the carefully tended paths through birch woods trying to sneak up on the roe deer grazing on the marshes with my telephoto lens searching for that magic shot.



I soon found my field glasses were probably relics of the war and frosted up in one eye.  I came across a twitcher and soon had techno envy. His powerful binoculars were a revelation picking out distant specks which his trained eye identified as rare summer avian visitors. He showed me his snaps of inquisitive bucks in high definition close up.  He got bored of me using his gear and I moved on determined to use the power of surprise.

They were a bit too far out for my lens and frisky, they probably caught my scent after a week in Rosie too.  What a great way to spend your summer evenings bumbling about watching wildlife. I envied the patience and the calm peace of the twitcher, happy as a trainspotter. Someone who was a master of one hobby and confident in his authority, informed and enthused by this lone activity.

As was the big buck, way out on the mudflats with his harem following behind.  Standing proud like Hearn the Hunter, with Poole looking rather incongruous behind. I left him to master his domain and whipped back to the comfort of Rosie in the fading light or a warm evening. As soon as I hit the tarmac three smaller deer jumped out in front of me!  These were smaller Sika deer which have become native to this area, protected and thriving.  I was to see many more boinging out of the undergrowth as I wound my way through the heath and forests of The Isle of Purbeck. I imagine this is why people go on Safari, to feel privileged to be so close to such special animals in their natural habitat.  But we don't need to go far! With their twitching ears and inquisitive faces one could only stop and stare as they size you up and sniff your scent.  I spent many a moment seeing who would twitch first and became a bit of a stalker over the next few days.  I always won as the sight of them bounding away, leaping over the furze in the relative silence of the heath was a joy to behold.

One of the reasons this is such a well protected nature reserve despite its proximity to a large population is that there is oil in them thar hills.  Cunningly hidden away in pine woods lies 'Wytch Farm' which claims to be Europe's largest onshore oil field pulling out 50,000 barrels a day from reserves up to 500 feet below the ground.  If you go looking you will find it but the only signs are a low hum of industry and some eerie lights at night. Modern pirates smuggling their booty from the earth's core. The less intrusion into their activity the better I imagine so they must support the raft of environmental initiatives that come with such a site of special scientific interest and the heritage sites of the Jurassic coast. A symbiotic relationship that cuts a delicate balance in the modern eco-system.  I doubt the frackers would have as much leeway.

This was perfect cycling terrain.  Quiet roads criss crossed the heath and for the more adventurous there were trails through the woods and along disused quarrying routes. Best of all it was quite flat until I hit the Purbeck hills.  I was so enamoured that I fell into a false sense of security and ventured out the next day without essential supplies, aiming for Studland Bay. I knew immediately that I had punctured and should have taken stock and retraced my steps.  You can usually sense that you have pushed it too far and that further risk will lead to disaster. Call it a day, take it on the chin and accept defeat. But no, the MAMIL's mind doesn't work like that.


I cursed my luck as I realised I was at least ten miles from the comfort of Rosie. I had been out all day and the light was fading.  My first thought was to find a bus stop lock the bike up and return with Rosie so in my madness I pushed on to the ferry to Sandbanks.  The only buses went to Swanage. Now I was further from home, nearer Bournemouth than bed. Instead I manically cycled to Studland Bay and then unwittingly up the side of the increasingly massive peaks of the Purbeck Hills.  I had started to pump the tyres up every 500 yards, but this became a pointless waste of energy.  As my fear grew I pushed on, rim to the road, hoping that the next summit would be the last and that cars would take pity on a struggling cyclist and sling my burden in the back of a 4x4.  A possible lycra clad hero rode by shouting see if I had spares.  To my horror that was it! He didn't stop.  I was now in a state of survival. It was exhilarating, the endorphins spiked and the adrenaline raced as I rode between emotions of panic and exhaustion.  At one spot I was running up hills and then wobbling down the other side. In the end I took a punt and dove back into the wilderness of the heath.



I ate my last carb as some Sika deer consoled my wilting figure as it disappeared in the dusk.  I became increasingly lost in the woods.  The lights of the oil refinery saved me as I eventually popped out near Arne in pitch black night.  I wondered how I would get on in the proper wilds of woolly and was beginning to doubt my Bear Grylls credentials. The only way now was to ride on a ruined tyre and hope I didn't leave the tarmac. Keep straight, upright and push on.  The relief as I rode back into camp and devoured a packet of fig rolls was like a cascade. That was the sweetest shower I ever had!
As my shaking subsided I felt like a real adventurer, a Hemingwayesque hero tackling the wilds. A man can be defeated but he can never be destroyed.