Thursday, 28 June 2018

A Bimble round Coalport


A bimbler plans ahead, particularly when small fry are in tow.  My daughter requires comfort and diversion.  Interesting accommodation is amply provided by one of the UK’s least best kept secrets, the YHA. Like the train they can easily take the strain out of bumbling with little ones.  I was looking forward to this YHA as it provided a base for exploring the Ironbridge Gorge. Coalport is fascinating in terms of its industrial heritage and the converted China factory to be found there, literally, offers a window onto the home of the industrial age. The power of the River Severn and its cooling properties allowed furnaces and foundries to spring up by the river. These Satanic mills, belching fumes and flames, were fuelled with wood from the forested banks and later with coal delivered by canal and river. The ‘China Works’ was a factory positioned by the bank of the River Severn. A relic of the industrial revolution it has been converted into a youth hostel which sits next to the China Museum. The museum is another old factory replete with conical kilns.  You awake in the restored factory into a scene from the 19th Century.


 

The coal often came from the mines above the valley and was delivered via the Shropshire canal. Its final journey involved transporting goods down to the river on a hill inclined plane which is a wonder of engineering. It looks like a giant ladder laid up against the hillside. A full truck would pull an empty truck up the incline using gravity to assist this feat.  A short stretch of canal at the bottom ends at the China factories in Coalport. Once the ceramics had been fired they would be transported by river to the Severn estuary and beyond. The Victorian museum at the top of the hill has a restored trow boat called ‘Spry’ that used to ply its trade up and down the river using sails. The museums provide an insight into the industry and endeavor in the region and one is constantly reminded of the rich history in such an arena of calm.




The China museum allowed our creative juices to flow as we observed how bone China was made and then painted intricate flowers on hand made clay models.  Ash from real bones was used in the process and must have added to the industrial odour of the times.  The eerie fairy chimneys of the kilns were brought to life in an audio installation allowing an insight into the noisy, dusty, hot environment endured by the working classes. The kilns were a common site in industrial areas such as Stoke and the ones in Coalport are preserved to explain their ingenious design.  An idyllic location by the river would have been a seamy hotbed of industrial fire and brimstone in Victorian times with coal and dust lining lungs and danger in every industrial process.  The potters shed looked the safest area and the cladder making the casts for the china to be fired in, now looks on safer ground make cutesy planters for the garden. Beware guides in Victorian dress as they are always keen to scare 8 year olds about working conditions and the middle aged about mortality rates and ages. 


This Victorian theme is expanded upon at Blists Hill Museum.

At the top of the hill behind Coalport, a Victorian town has been recreated out of a former iron smelting foundry complete with blast furnaces.  We have been returning here for a couple of years on an annual pass and throughout the year there are a number of special events such as Bonfire night and most recently a visit from the Man Engine. There is enough to keep a child occupied until the first wave of tiredness or cold kicks in; candle dipping in a darkened room smelling of tallow with a pig in its outhouse is a favourite followed by  fish and chips in beef dripping and spending shillings and pence in ‘ye olde’ sweet shop. Some stern Victorian types dole out harsh truths about life such as working as an apprentice and the Master keeps the kids in line in a school-house that reminded me of my haunted primary school where one of the old radiators fell on my leg.   I came away with souvenir iron beer bottle openers made on site which make a handy birthday present trove.  

 



The YHA always do a great value breakfast in buffet style which makes bringing your own cornflakes seem a little mean.  It means no washing up either so it is up and out, hiking along the Severn Way, or getting a piggy back, as the Jackfield Tile Factory comes into view.  Before you scoff and wonder how I subjected my daughter to a morning looking at tiles, there is something for everybody here and they have worked hard to make this seemingly hard sell as attractive to our attention deficient youth as historically inclined gents. Indeed there were some beautifully tiled ‘Gents’ that will shift your perceptions when next in the pub. Even the London Underground is tiled in Jackfield products.  These museums are all housed in their own buildings proving that living history is becoming the leisure activity we do best.  There are some interesting tiles in glass cabinets. I liked the Minton tiles and some arts and crafts ones with William Morris themed glazes. However, the building is the real star, resplendent on the banks of the Severn, utilising the natural resources of the area and the excellent transport routes which made the area the centre of the industrial revolution.  Richly blessed with minerals, the Gorge heads a navigable waterway for the rest of the 220 mile River Severn. Canals and railways improved routes to the limestone, ironstone and coal needed to fire the bellies of the furnaces which litter the Gorge; not to mention the forests of the Marches that succumbed to this voracious appetite for progress and profit.



We spent an idyllic day making our own tiles and it felt like therapy for me.  We stopped and concentrated on this one creative activity and came back after lunch to make another.  We could choose from a selection of templates or could go off piste and make our own. I had come prepared with an Octupus design whilst my daughter went freestyle with a kaleidoscope of colours.  A simple idea but what a great bonding activity; choose a tile, draw an outline with an icing bag filled with wet clay and fill in the spaces with a range of coloured glazes. We were then left wondering what our finished pieces would look like for a couple of weeks until they arrived at our door. They are now being cemented into our own Victorian hearth at home.

 

The Ironbridge itself is currently under mysterious wraps as it gets a make-over but is a wonder to behold. I would recommend fish and chips overlooking the river as you wonder whether to push it and visit the other museums or save it all for another trip. Even I think Broseley Pipe factory might be one museum too many for today! 

 

Instead I made a to do list for next time;

 

·         Benthal Hall National trust

 

·         Broseley Pipe factory

 

·         The Broseley jitties

 

·         Iron Museum

 

·         Enginuity

 

·         Bike ride from Ironbridge to Bridgnorth

A Bimble round a very British hotel


 
 

A winter bimble often requires better accommodation than a big red van and the bumbler is always open to a bargain hotel deal.  These corporate hotel bargains are usually at weekends when capacity is low and they reduce their expectations.  I am usually left wondering if anyone would actually pay the working week prices if their expense accounts didn’t stretch.  For the weekend price I don’t expect much but the hotel inspector would have a field day in many British hotels of this ilk.

 

Once we leave the EU our service industry is in peril. Why are there so few British people working in the hospitality industry when there are so many jobs performed by Eastern Europeans these days?  I can reveal the answer.  The British are completely incapable of functioning in a servile capacity. They require speed of thought, a cheery demeanour and some element of customer service allied with a basic knowledge of their environment and the job role they are employed to fulfil.

 

Evidence for the prosecution begins upon my arrival at reception:

 

Have you got a map?

 

-What of?

 

Well, the area, or maybe the grounds of the hotel?

 

-Oh we don’t get asked that much.  You can go through that door outside into a garden and it leads to some woods. 

 

Where’s that then?

 

-Just outside… and, er… there are some fields which belong to us

 

That will be the 25 acres in the brochure then

 

-Yes, but the farmers use it so there might be sheep in them.

 

I don’t mind sheep

 

-We printed one off once but it was big.

 

Big?

 

-Yes, like a big, internet map, it took ages to print as well and the guest said it was useless. He was American. We do have this map. We use it for fire alarms.

 

-Ah. A floor guide of the hotel. I could walk the corridors.

 

Yes I suppose you could.

 

I decided to put my walk on hold and try the ‘leisure club’.  The pool was 15 metres long and had about 15 loafers in it so I tried the sauna.  A friend had recently told me they never used saunas and despite my defence of the benefits of the Swedish sweatbox their words rang in my ear. 

 

‘Sweating, with strangers sloughing off their dead skin, breathing germs in a toxic broiling chamber.’

 

They also told me that the rolls on the bed that support the lumbar or head or more usually my feet are never washed. Their insight into the germ factory that is a slightly uncared for hotel was confirmed by some dubious stains so they go straight on the floor from now on.

 

I stuck the sauna out for ten minutes during which someone looked in the door and said, ‘it’s a bit pinched in there,’ to which her partner replied more prosaically ‘I don’t like the look of them.’

 

I didn’t either. The guy with the fading tattoos already scared me into letting him know the secret entry code so I was dubious also.  He rolled out the old question about the reasoning behind having a big red button in a sauna.  A stock conversation killer.  ‘Doesn’t it just make you want to push it?’ he said, moving his hand toward it.  Not unless you are completely unable to control your self destructive impulses I thought but actually quipped, ‘There is probably a big red light at reception and they are thinking what’s that big red light flashing for? Its been flashing for ages. ‘

 

To which I received no response. His partner said, ‘I wonder where it connects to.’  I was starting to wonder whether I had evaporated so headed for the Jacuzzi which was also pushed in the brochure.  It had some heavy looking planks of wood over it but a nice touch was a fading peace lily placed on top to appease guests which I suppose beats a scrawled note saying it may be repaired soon.  With, new found, inner calm I searched for the steam room which was padlocked and also curiously signed ‘Manager’s Office’.  As there was no-one supervising the facilities guests were asked to sign in and out so I turned on my heels and in a spirit of rebellion steadfastly refused to enter my time of exit. There were no towels either although there was a bin of dirty towels which I momentarily selected from. However, I thought twice and decided to drip dry all the way back to my room. I put a pound in a machine vending chocolate hoping to try the new ‘Teaser’ Malteser bar.  I had saved a pound from not being able to use a locker but found the cost was £1.10. I had no 10p and then found that the machine would time out in 60 seconds then hit me with the information that exact change was required.  Mild pressing of the refund button then frantic stabbing led to a Hamlet moment of calm as I knew my visit to the club was fated to be this way. I cheered myself up by using Schindler’s lift and trying to think of a joke that wasn’t entirely inappropriate.  Still trying.

 

Sleep and refuge was my solace although they must have commandeered all the televisions from the 1980’s as the picture was fuzzy on all but BBC2.  Alan Yentob and an earnest drama beat watching Match of the Day in the snow.

 

I beat the rush for breakfast intent on recouping my money on an eat ‘til you feel sick breakfast. Another British institution.   And gluttony is our least hidden vice.  There was no line by the fresh fruit and yoghurts but the queue to the fried frenzy stretched out the door.  Maximum velocity eating and back for more in an orgy of greed.  Once the fumes became too much and the fat congealed in a distended stomach I was unable to force feed any longer.  I checked out, deciding to make my feelings known in a calm yet forceful way. Sort of passive aggressive with a pre-prepared map joke thrown in to lighten the mood and show that I alone understood. But dark clouds hung about reception. No-one in the hotel enjoyed the luxury of hot water that morning but I had gotten off lightly. A toilet had overflowed and bath sealant had come away while someone was in the tub.  A door had not locked and, although they had been told it was not worth worrying about, a drunk reveler had stumbled in at 2pm.  When I eventually got to the counter I asked why they did not answer the phone when I called about the lack of hot water. A roll of the eyes suggested it was because the whole hotel were doing the same and they had just given up.  An offer of breakfast knocked off the bill sent me off with a spring in my cholesterolised step.

 

And I found the garden! Which was delightful. A walled garden with blossoming cherry trees leading to a bluebell wood.  With a bit of effort this 17th century manor house set in 35 acres of woodland with large, adjacent 60’s extension would commandeer tariffs which may deter the budget traveller.  But then I probably wouldn’t be staying there on a poorly researched last minute bargain deal. Next time I will ring ahead to check the accent and hope to be re-assured with a cheery attempt to communicate in broken English. Lesson learned;  if it ain’t broke don’t go there!

Wednesday, 27 June 2018

A Bimble round Winchcombe



Winchcombe is a chocolate box Cotswold town that will be heaving in the summer but is a great location for a spring visit. Early warmth encourages the Vale of Evesham to bloom in hope that April is not the cruellest month. The delicate blossom is out on its way already. Late snowdrops, crocuses and early daffodils carpet the gardens as the wisteria shows first signs of growth after careful pruning for the summer show.
 
 


 




Winchcombe has the full range of Cotswold stone houses from a row of almshouses to fine Georgian townhouses; cottages on Vineyard Street to timbered buildings yawning at frightening angles.   The tiny gardens are manicured and pruned to perfection and there is still a sense that there is a community here which is not just dependent on second homes and holiday lets. 
 
 A vigorous band of charity reps selling daffodils for Marie Curie assured me that there was a very active community who planned plenty of activities in the town, particularly for the 'silver surfer' generation. These were not your usual chuggers but retired residents who recommended Winchcombe for dog lovers and antique hunters. I can add cheese lovers to that list with some excellent delis selling platters that have survived after the local cheese rolling festivities.  Ramblers are well catered for with walks around Sudeley Castle and along the River Isborne which is more of a stream. It is interesting to see investment in a laid trail allowing access for all in this age of increasing mobility issues and American visitors.


St Peter's Church is a good place to start a visit for famous gargoyles.


 
 Gargoyle is a great word on its own and a symbol of that British sensibility of injecting a bit of fun amidst all the puritanism. These are comical renderings of beloved local characters and some are better than others. My favourite was the mad hatter and the 40 carvings allowed some light relief after I found a headless owl in the graveyard. I took this to be a supernatural portent rather than a reminder of the vicissitudes of rural life. This place held ghostly echoes of 1643 when Royalists were lined up against the church and executed due to allegiance with Sudeley Castle.  Further talk of musket ball holes and a gilded weathercock made me retreat to the safety of the town.
 
Winchcombe station is a fair walk from the town and would benefit from a more scenic and well signposted route between the two. A horse and cart journey would be a boon for some local entrepreneur allowing visitors to park outside the congested town in Summer.   The 15 minute walk along the road passes a cemetery with a miniature gingerbread church straight out of a Hansel and Gretel tale.
 
 Two great spruce trees guard those in repose and offer shelter to weary travellers.



My Grandfather used to say the best part of a steam train journey is the soft clunk and pull as the great engine lulls the carriages from the stationary. 
 
 I remember him relaxing in a cabin with his pipe waiting for this moment, pondering a bygone generation of steam and civility.  He would be heartened to know that steam is alive and well and burgeoning in some of the most picturesque spots in the UK.


 
The Cotswold line is supported by many volunteers and allows a shared vision of the importance of this idyllic journey to the local economy which is dependent on tourism.  In its irrepressible push onward towards the gingerbread town of Broadway, all honey coloured Cotswold stone backed by the Cotswold escarpment, the line is about to realise the full potential of passing through such a stunning countryside. 

 
  It is a ‘not so secret’ gem of the Cotswolds running from Toddington near Evesham to Cheltenham Racecourse with views to the ridge of the Cotswold Hills and over to Bredon Hill and The Malverns. 
 
 

 
 
Weather comes in fast in the Cotswolds and like the topogrphy and geology is an endless fascination. 
 
 The Vale of Evesham can get very cold. I remember driving through the area on Boxing Day 2013 and it was -15 with cars pulled up on the hard shoulder unable to use the frozen screen-wash.  On many other occasions I could leave Birmingham at 3pm in rain and be in the vale an hour later in brilliant sunshine. Its micro climate means it has an abundance of sun as the surrounding hills carry all the rainfall, perfect for ripening fruit.  This creates a dramatic landscape at times where the approaching Westerlies darken the skies.
 
 

 



 
 
 

 

A Bimble around Christmas Common


The Chiltern escarpment ridge is familiar to anyone who has driven along the mind-numbing M40 bombing from Brum to Landan town. It is the place where interest picks up as you start a counting game. This is the land of the Red Kite, top of the food chain, majestic whirlybird.


 
One, two then they are everywhere, their wings catching thermals of heat from the blacktop and their beady eyes tracking roadkill. As the motorway cuts through the chalk of this ridge the Kites soar above. This is the scene made famous by the opening title sequence of The Vicar of Dibley a sit-com satirising all the clichés of middle England. The eponymous Vicar thrives in this most English of counties, Oxfordshire.  Within earshot of the roar of the motorway lies a typically quaint Oxon town, Watlington, in the heart of what is also termed the stockbroker belt. Weekend retreats from the hullabaloo of the city are carefully maintained to a manicured perfection.  Entering this world of model villages the Chilterns are a vision of the England of tourist brochures and an ordered rural idyll.
 
Wealth is evident and houses are status symbols; everything is in its right place. Wisteria is pruned and bushes are topiarised. Beautiful houses appear amongst the beech woodlands, wooden cladding on Oxfordshire stone. Architecturally stunning often with a tennis court or swimming pool to match the neighbours. There is a sense of space and light and the beech tree is synonymous with this area.
 
Its shallow roots and light canopy create a unique landscape that invites the walker to explore in an atmosphere of sun dappled wonder.  I had been reading 'Beechcombings' by Richard Mabey which inspired thus visit to dally in the glades that I often pass through without stopping. The poem by W.H. Davies also came to mind, 'What is life if full of care we have no time to stand and stare. ' THis time I was determined to get out and explore.


Christmas Common is above Watlington on the escarpment and is a short drive up Watlington Hill to the National Trust car park.  Degrees of wealth are measured in ever grander homes. The pub lies amongst private estates and the imperative on the door reminds you where you are, ‘Don’t bring the Chilterns in here with you.’ Fit in or you are gently unwelcome. You are not one of us.  Pubs in places like this are now really restaurants maximising the intake with some nod to the flagstone charm of the old village pub. It does a great Ploughman’s lunch if you are prepared to sit outside and pork pies are available at the bar.  A perfect spot for bumbling.

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From here you can dive into the beech woods and it is easy to lose oneself in a myriad of paths, surprisingly easy to feel alone and out of reach until you stumble across a sign saying private property of a palatial manor such as the Wormley Estate or hear a pheasant being shot.  To enable the estate to bring in money and function as a going concern, shooting, hunting and beating parties are popular; much as they were in medieval feudal Britain. This is where London city gents get their fix of shooting birds to register their status as a country gent. This feeling of trespassing sticks in the craw as there is a thin line here about what is common ground and footpath and what is privately owned.  I blundered on conscious that I may need to plead ignorance at any moment in case I was accosted by an angry gamekeeper or blasted by a fully loaded chartered accountant.  Bluebells adorn the carpet as the deciduous trees allow for biodiversity and really let the light in.

 

Enough of the status envy! It is no wonder those who can afford it move to the Chilterns, it is easy to fall for the tranquillity of the beech woods, the comforting home of Winnie the Pooh and the Wind in the Willows. Footpaths bear you through a range of topography and the loop from the pub at Christmas Common to Watlington Hill is a good example of the range.


 
 You begin in stately Beech woods and look out upn the plains of Oxfordshire scanning the horizon for the dreaming spires. Looking South you can see the last remaining towers of Didcot power station on the horizon.  You descend into the vale and then return via an ancient Holloway that has been restored by volunteers. Ancient Yew trees line this sunken way and one was sawn in cross section revealing the pattern in the wood.  The wood of this tree is striking in cross section. A chainsaw and some oil and varnish and this log could be turned into art.  I settled for a photograph.  

Further descent takes you into Watlington with some fine delis to reward the adventurous. An arrow carved into the hillside guides your way which is a local folly which aligns with the church steeple and is more impressive from a distance. The Ridgway also passes the base of Watlington Hill before it crosses the motorway or heads off in to Oxfordshire and I took the opportunity to bag another section toward Shirburn Hill.

 
 I had the hill to myself and the Moles with Kites circling above. A strenuous burst brought me back onto the escarpment and above the M40 where the track dives back into the beech woods of the Wormley Estate until you hopefully pop out again at Christmas Common.  I will visit again for a burst of nature and fresh air on the way to somewhere else.

 

 

A Bimble round Clifton Oxon


As you whizz through the countryside between London and Birmingham, letting the train take the strain, you pass some pretty but seemingly unremarkable countryside. This is commuter country. Quant villages and rolling fields are punctuated by sights of the Oxford and Grand Union canals tangling with the M40.



There is a viaduct as you speed up after Banbury that carries you over a fairly non-descript area visited mostly for Bicester Village. However, the bimbler knows there is interest in all destinations and time will draw out the beauty in places. Commuterville is not the only reason this is a sought after place to live, it has secrets to unlock to the intrepid few.
 

Sometimes the weather itself can be all you need; light playing on the landscape can change ordinary scenery into magical moments.

 The November light of short days and cold clear nights can make for some striking scenes throughout the day. 
 
 Drab fields are animated by clouds full of life and the odd rainbow hints at pots of Gold. As the light dips through the sodden clouds magical things happen. In my case a double rainbow!
 

A clump of trees takes on a new dimension in the dusky light of a November evening. Late sun transforms the landscape in moments of clarity.
 
 How can I catch these fleeting glimpses in words? Perhaps a stab at poetry is my best option. Poems by William Carlos Williams came to mind as I came across this derelict barn.
 


The Red Barn

The Dance is nearly over.

Girders creak. Rust diminishes.

Colours fade and run.

Verdigris edges.

The ochre of November.

 


 
Ash and Alder line the ditches that bound fields as this is the plain of the River Cherwell. Transport routes abound invited by the natural advantages of flatter land following the route of the river.


The Duke of Cumberland’s Head is a mouthful of a pub name and a good spot for food.  It is found in Clifton which gained its name as a village which grew on the river bank.  Northamptonshire is north of the river and Oxfordshire stretches to the south and Clifton finds itself upon the southern edge and is mentioned in the Domesday book which outlines cottages and an agricultural community. The pub is a good place to start two circular walks. Both start on a green lane at the rear of the pub which takes you into fields of wheat, beans and maize. You then pop out into the manicured greenery of Banbury golf course where it is easy to lose the path. I headed East and eventually found the Oxford canal which took me to a marina or rather series of moorings by the Great Western Arms which you can just spot from the M40.  Beware of the deadly road back to Clifton as it has no verge and very fast drivers. I would push on a bit further down the canal and cross the fields back to Clifton as my life flashed before me on this twilit road as I dove into a ditch.